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Things parents should know
by Michelle Harrington on 01/22/12
Of cousre many people try to give you advice, even when you dont ask for it. But there are somethings people never tell you. Here is a list of some of those things.
1. If you change a baby, they will poop in the next 5 minutes.
2. Your child will say things that embarrass you and, say things that you will wish you could say.
3. You will find stray cheerios and goldfish in your car, couch, and pockets
4. If you try to talk on the phone, your children will ask you every question possible.
5. You will laugh more with your kids than at any party you have ever been to.
6. Potty training is only easier if you give treats to your child when they are successful, and give one to yourself too.
7. At some point you will have to ask the question....is that chocolate or poop?
8. Baby socks go missing faster than adult socks.
9. You will say "thats clean enough"
10. Parenting is the hardest thing you will ever do, but the most amazing, rewarding, gift you will ever have.
